Thursday, April 29

Lesson #102 - Hormones Were Created By Men


That is correct, ladies...you heard it here first! Now, more than ever, I am convinced that hormones were the creation of a male. I mean, they take over without the host's knowledge and lead to explosive rage, followed by outbursts of tears and topped off with mind-blowing sex.

You have GOT to be f*in kidding me!!!

The Man and I were driving home from our outing today and we were on a major road. All of a sudden this family of ducks (a mommy and about 6 babies) popped out of a drainage ditch in the median and started CROSSING THE BUSY STREET!!!!


AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Doesn't that mama duck know it is the lunch-hour rush?!?!?!

I seriously wanted to get out of the car and make sure the duck family made it across the street!!


I would have, too, except The Man made me stay in the car...booooo!!

In any case...as much as I didn't want to watch the duck family cross the street - I just HAD to...it is like looking at a train wreck...I just couldn't look away!! As soon as they made it across the street, I looked at The Man and just burst into tears!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!?! I hate hormones...hate them...with a passion!!!!! DARN HORMONES!!!!!

9 comments:

Much More Than Mommy said...

Over my blogging break, I cried at a commercial for Letters to Juliet and may or may not have sniffled at the end of a tween Disney movie. Hormones bite.

Helene said...

Hormones suck...period. That came out wrong but you know what I mean!

Kat said...

Once I start crying its like Niagara Falls...mix with the energizer bunny...b/c I'm still crying, and crying, and crying, and crying...

Ian said...

Actually I created all hormones, you have me to thank

BigSis said...

What amazes me is how good I feel after a good boo hoo. Is that hormones or endorphins? Either way I know it's my body messing with me.

Jesslyn said...

My husband finds it especially humorous (and endearing) when I say, "I don't KNOW why I'm crying!" Sometimes I really don't. Rotten hormones.

Baby Sweetness said...

Let's see... I felt the need to protect the eggs in the nest on our balcony from crowes (fail) and cried at the beginning of the new Star Trek movie - I don't want to give away a spoiler. We'll just say parents of a new baby die. I sobbed.

I also cried this morning changing the baby's diaper while she had a fit / tantrum. But that might have been lack of sleep...

Hormones totally suck.

Baby Sweetness said...

Let's see... I felt the need to protect the eggs in the nest on our balcony from crowes (fail) and cried at the beginning of the new Star Trek movie - I don't want to give away a spoiler. We'll just say parents of a new baby die. I sobbed.

I also cried this morning changing the baby's diaper while she had a fit / tantrum. But that might have been lack of sleep...

Hormones totally suck.

Lisa Curcio said...

I am sorry, but I had to laugh at this post, hormones are known to send me over the edge from time to time, lol. I can so relate.

But really, those ducks are really cute.

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