Thursday, February 18

Lesson #71 - I Am Thankful Not To Be A Lawyer

I read one of the BEST articles EVER {found here} about the top 10 worst drivers. Isn't it great how insurance companies and AAA keep records of these things?! I just LOVE it!!

Without further ado...this list of worst drivers - by profession - is as follows:

1. Attorney/Judge
2. Financial professionals
3. Government worker
4. Bartender or Waiter
5. Business Professionals
6. Dog Groomer
7. Marketing/Advertising professionals
8. Barber/Stylist
9. Coach
10. Nurse

When I first saw this list I have to admit that I agree with at least a few...but, seriously - a dog groomer?? So, I decided to come up with my own list of the top 9 worst drivers - I wanted to be different, okay...and because I believe in saving the best for last, we're starting from #9...so strap on your seat belts, kids - HERE WE GO!!

9. Back seat drivers

8. School lunch people

7. Those who are spacially deficient

6. First time gas pump users

5. Those who don't pay attention to what is going on

4. People who INSIST on driving in bad weather - in the wrong car

3. Drunk drivers

2. People with road rage

1. Anyone named Britney Spears

What number are YOU?!?! Do you agree with this list??

14 comments:

Mass Hole Mommy said...

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Awesome. I love that picture of the 2 cars crammed into the toll booth. Can't even begin to imagine how they managed that one!!

And a dog groomer? WTH?

Debbie(single;complicated) said...

LOL!!! hard not to agree!!!! :)cute blog!

Shell said...

So funny! Moms with little ones are BAD drivers. I'm constantly trying to hand one of my kids something or getting distracted by them.

Brittney said...

HAHAHA!!! stopping by from Hissyfits & Halos... this was too funny! Im following you now :)

Much More Than Mommy said...

Your list is AWESOME! I'm a little worried now b/c The Husband is a financial professional... ;-)

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

I can't believe that IT Project Managers didn't make the list.

Daffy said...

I'm thinkig I'd fit in with the road rage but that term (to me) implies rash, spur of the moment anger and I really prefer the cold and calculating route myself.

Awesome post!

Annie said...

ha....

a dog groomer?!?! MAYBE is they had like 4 or 5 dogs in the car!??

Jesslyn said...

LOL!!! Great post for a Friday! And it's not surprising that the people most likely to be doing business in their cars are #'s 1 & 2. Love your backseat driver. :)

Chelle said...

Bwahaha!! Loves.

Highlights: Dog groomer {mmm...okay?}, Chef, and Britney Spears.

Fun post honey!

xo

tickledpinktwice said...

LOL. Great list! You could probably add mom's talking on the phone and running a "It was not YELLOW light (officer)." No, honey. I was not distracted; I don't think I ran the YELLOW light.

Allison aka Scooty's Mom said...

Great list....I might fall into #5 but I like to think I am a better driver then everyone else. :)

Stephanie Faris said...

Pick me! Pick me!!! They look beautiful.

Baby Sweetness said...

Awesome! And too funny about dog groomers - I"m with you on that. Who comes up with these things?

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