Monday, May 3

{Monday Minute - 5/3/10}

Look, look...I'm on time today!!!!!!! HORRAY!!!!

Monday Minute


- How much would you have to be paid to eat a human cadaver's finger?
Um...yeah...there isn't enough money in the WORLD!!!!!

- Describe the worst physical fight you've ever been in.
I've only ever been in 2 physical altercations...for one I smashed this kid's head into the side of a bus (he was sitting in my seat, for goodness sake!!) and for the other I punched my long-time enemy in high school...she got a black eye...it was priceless!!

- Name one song that if you never heard it ever again, you'd be thrilled.
At the moment I have the Backyardigans theme song stuck in my head...though, I don't think The Babe would be thrilled if that one were to go...so I suppose I can live with it!

- Describe the "drunkest" situation you've ever been.
Oh, there have been quite a few...my favorite included a bottle of pineapple rum and some hot college co-eds...yeah...that is all you're going to get!!

- What's your biggest regret?
I don't live with regrets...only lessons learned ;)

13 comments:

Salt said...

I so agree with you. Everything I've experienced has molded me into the person that I am now, so I really can't regret any of the bad stuff!

Mae Rae said...

are you sure you would not eat a finger? only kidding...ICK! that is just too gross to think about it.

Jessica said...

I love #2!

Ian said...

Ok this made me laugh out loud...so loud my co worker came over cause I was choking on a grape




.for one I smashed this kid's head into the side of a bus (he was sitting in my seat, for goodness sake!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miss Fit said...

Ha! The visual of skull crushing is in my head now. You sure you wouldn't eat a finger?

WhisperingWriter said...

Oh ew, no way would I eat a finger either.

Jessica said...

What a perfect ending - "I don't live with regrets - just lessons learned."

Mindy said...

#2 is awesome. As for three, I was considering doing the "map" song from Dora. Can that even be considered a song?

Jessica Warrick said...

I love that you find it appropriate to shove some kids head into the bus for sitting in your seat. I so would have done that too.

Marilyn (A Lot of Loves) said...

I'd totally munch up a human finger for a million bucks! Yum Yum.

Much More Than Mommy said...

#5 - Niiiice! :-D

Florida Girl Meets the Midwest said...

Hysterical. Especially the photo at the end.

Jesslyn said...

Ok - "smashing this kid's head into the side of the bus" is so funny! And I'm betting that chick deserved the black eye!

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