Here is my attempt at Monday Minute...my very FIRST attempt...ENJOY!!
-Ever take a shit in the woods?
Do bears fart? Wait, you don't know if bears fart?? Well I don't know if they do or not...that is why I asked YOU!! Compare it to something else...fine! Does a puppy bark?? There...better?!
-If you won $1,000, what's the first thing you would do with it besides give me a cut?
Only $1,000...that is it?? I wouldn't give a cut if it is only $1,000...I mean, unless you are okay with only getting $2 or so...I would definitely pay some bills - boring, I know...but necessary!
-What's your favorite phrase?
Are your serious...are you F**King serious?!?! Yeah...that's my favorite...
-Fill in the blank - the world (at least my world) would be a better place if ___________ .
I could be a SAHM
-How do you take your coffee or tea?
I don't drink either...but if I did then I'd take it in a cup...on a saucer (the cup, not the beverage)...with a spoon in it - so I can stick up my pinky while I stir!