Thursday, January 28

Lesson #58 - Betting On The Big Dog Doesn't Mean You're Guaranteed Sex

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I am a huge football fan. I'm talkin' about yelling at the screen when a ref. makes a horrible call or if a player is being an idiot with the ball. During the regular season, the man and I root for the same team - our hometown heroes. When Superbowl time comes around, though, our tastes usually differ.

This year the man decided he would root for the "obvious winner" in last Sunday's game. I think it is because he is a Farve fan...so picking the Vikings just seemed like the right choice for him. I have always been one to support the underdog...and I don't like Farve so much - say what you want but the man needs to retire...give it a rest already!!!

The Man (before the game started): Who do you want to win?
Me: I'm really rooting for the Saints...I think they deserve to win.
The Man: I think the Vikings are going to win...you wanna bet on it??
Me: Sure. What do you want to bet?
The Man: It depends. What are you willing to lose?

Now, see right there...that last comment...the man was getting cocky and the game hadn't even begun yet. That is okay, though...he ended up getting his - or not ;)

Me: I don't know what I want to win...I still have 38 minutes to decide...what do you want?
The Man: A back massage.
Me: That it??
The Man: And a blow job.
Me: Seriously?!?! That is it??
The Man: Yeah. Let me know when you think of something.

Me (35 minutes later): I know what I want.
The Man: Okay, what?
Me: A day of pampering...get my hair did, my nails did, my make-up done (by a pro, of course), and a new outfit.
The Man: Are you kidding me??

**crickets**

Me: Well...no...you can just buy me and the babe new outfits.
The Man: Looks like it is time for the babe's nap. Hurry, lets put her to sleep before the game starts!

I ended up falling asleep and staying asleep through the first quarter. I woke up because my tummy was talking to me and noticed the score was even. It stayed that way through dinner and the rest of the evening. For those of you who saw the game, you know that they ended up going into OT...and guess who won the bet???

The babe and I have been pouring ourselves over the latest and greatest fashions trying to figure out what exactly we're going to make the man buy us!!

27 comments:

Shell said...

Woohoo for the upcoming shopping trip!

Marilyn (A Lot of Loves) said...

Nice. Yay for winning!

Helene said...

Oh yeah!!! Mama's gonna get herself some nice new clothes!! Way to go on winning!

If it's any consolation, my husband would've bet the same exact thing yours did.

Michele said...

Yay YOU!!!
Have fun shopping ;)

This Mama Works It! said...

awwwww yeahh! That is awesome! Enjoy your new clothes!

Beth Dunn said...

Love it!
xoxo
SC

Ruby Red Slippers said...

Too funny!!! I am a Saints fan-but for completely different reasons...I like the fluer de lis on the helmets-Looks like I picked a winning team this year!

Queenie Jeannie said...

Huge and longtime Vikings fan here....and the Saints played a really dirty game!! So no, I don't think they "deserve" to win.

Hate Favre and can't wait for him to retire, for good!!!

For one time only....GO COLTS!!!!!!

Take pics of your new outfit, lol!

Christina Lee said...

It's like you were in our house-- the exact same thing goes on and he always asks for back rubs!

Colleen @ MuralMaker&More said...

Congrats! You could always pick out something in purple (Vikings colors) just to remind him!

Annie said...

Yay for winning a bet AND for a new outfit!! woo-hoo :)

Jesslyn said...

Nice win!! And good call on your reward of choice. :)

Mindy said...

Man - you should have stuck to your original idea! When are you going to get that spa day, anyway?! Enjoy your new outfits.

Busted Kate said...

Sweet!!! Nice win chickie!!! Enjoy your day of pampering.

I was playing Risk with the hubby last weekend, and I lost a side bet and had to play the rest of the game topless. Is that all men think of when it comes to betting?

Wendy said...

Oh my gosh ~ HILARIOUS! Have fun shopping!

Betty Manousos:cutand-dry.blogspot.com said...

LOve mom's new clothes. Yeah!
xx

Amy said...

get something good...

Hissyfits & Halos said...

I've never really had a hero........
........until now. :)

Margaret said...

LOL I was so mad that they won. It is going to be a great super bowl! My Colts are going to win it though!

Holly said...

Good for you...you are a winner! Enjoy shopping

Chelle said...

My husband always bets for a blow job. Always.

I'm thrilled the Saints won! Woohoo! And now on top of their win, you won too! Happy shopping--and take pics of the outfits y'all get!

xoxo

Finewineanddiapers said...

So funny! My husband always picks a BJ when we bet. So predictable!

Mama Michie (aka Michaela) said...

LOL!!! I had a snort laugh when I read what your hubby wanted to win! Men ;)
Have fun shopping - the Saints definitely played a better game.

Christina Lee said...

AAHH love it all! Happy Aniversary!

Tammy said...

Loved your story...but we need to see the beautful brides face. :)

Your dress was gorgeous!

Ryan Ashley Scott said...

You had all my dream stuff! Those shoes... the dress.. the PINK! I'm loving the photos. Happy Anniversary! Makes me wish I was getting married again. ;)

Baby Sweetness said...

Nice on shopping! Though I definitely would have added at least a massage in!

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