Monday, May 3

{Monday Minute - 5/3/10}

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Monday Minute


- How much would you have to be paid to eat a human cadaver's finger?
Um...yeah...there isn't enough money in the WORLD!!!!!

- Describe the worst physical fight you've ever been in.
I've only ever been in 2 physical altercations...for one I smashed this kid's head into the side of a bus (he was sitting in my seat, for goodness sake!!) and for the other I punched my long-time enemy in high school...she got a black eye...it was priceless!!

- Name one song that if you never heard it ever again, you'd be thrilled.
At the moment I have the Backyardigans theme song stuck in my head...though, I don't think The Babe would be thrilled if that one were to go...so I suppose I can live with it!

- Describe the "drunkest" situation you've ever been.
Oh, there have been quite a few...my favorite included a bottle of pineapple rum and some hot college co-eds...yeah...that is all you're going to get!!

- What's your biggest regret?
I don't live with regrets...only lessons learned ;)

13 comments:

  1. SaltMay 3, 2010 at 1:06 PM

    I so agree with you. Everything I've experienced has molded me into the person that I am now, so I really can't regret any of the bad stuff!

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  2. Mae RaeMay 3, 2010 at 1:50 PM

    are you sure you would not eat a finger? only kidding...ICK! that is just too gross to think about it.

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  3. JessicaMay 3, 2010 at 1:52 PM

    I love #2!

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  4. IanMay 3, 2010 at 1:56 PM

    Ok this made me laugh out loud...so loud my co worker came over cause I was choking on a grape




    .for one I smashed this kid's head into the side of a bus (he was sitting in my seat, for goodness sake!!

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. Miss FitMay 3, 2010 at 2:25 PM

    Ha! The visual of skull crushing is in my head now. You sure you wouldn't eat a finger?

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  6. AiringMyLaundryMay 3, 2010 at 3:06 PM

    Oh ew, no way would I eat a finger either.

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  7. JessicaMay 3, 2010 at 4:06 PM

    What a perfect ending - "I don't live with regrets - just lessons learned."

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  8. MindyMay 3, 2010 at 5:24 PM

    #2 is awesome. As for three, I was considering doing the "map" song from Dora. Can that even be considered a song?

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  9. Jessica WarrickMay 3, 2010 at 7:33 PM

    I love that you find it appropriate to shove some kids head into the bus for sitting in your seat. I so would have done that too.

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  10. Marilyn (A Lot of Loves)May 4, 2010 at 12:03 AM

    I'd totally munch up a human finger for a million bucks! Yum Yum.

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  11. VanessaMay 4, 2010 at 2:03 AM

    #5 - Niiiice! :-D

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  12. Tina L. HookMay 4, 2010 at 11:11 AM

    Hysterical. Especially the photo at the end.

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  13. JesslynMay 4, 2010 at 11:18 AM

    Ok - "smashing this kid's head into the side of the bus" is so funny! And I'm betting that chick deserved the black eye!

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