Here is my attempt at Monday Minute...my very FIRST attempt...ENJOY!!
-Ever take a shit in the woods?
Do bears fart? Wait, you don't know if bears fart?? Well I don't know if they do or not...that is why I asked YOU!! Compare it to something else...fine! Does a puppy bark?? There...better?!
-If you won $1,000, what's the first thing you would do with it besides give me a cut?
Only $1,000...that is it?? I wouldn't give a cut if it is only $1,000...I mean, unless you are okay with only getting $2 or so...I would definitely pay some bills - boring, I know...but necessary!
-What's your favorite phrase?
Are your serious...are you F**King serious?!?! Yeah...that's my favorite...
-Fill in the blank - the world (at least my world) would be a better place if ___________ .
I could be a SAHM
-How do you take your coffee or tea?
I don't drink either...but if I did then I'd take it in a cup...on a saucer (the cup, not the beverage)...with a spoon in it - so I can stick up my pinky while I stir!
So the answer to #1 is yes. Thank you for playing
ReplyDeletehahaha...your favorite phrase and mine are SO very similar. Mine is: are you _____ kidding me???
ReplyDeleteNicely done.
ReplyDeleteBears probably fart...
I'm certain that bears fart big stinky ones all the time.
ReplyDeleteAnd, are you effing kidding me is one of my favorite things to say - usually at work :)
I've never taken a dump in the woods, so far.
ReplyDeleteI hope I never will. Yikes.
Totally agree with the money answer. That's not enough to share!
ReplyDeleteI love "Are you f____ing kidding me?" and "Are you f_____ing serious?" too!!
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